004- [Voice/ drone filter]

[springtime4me]

Hello, everyone. This is Hitler.

[He pauses, wondering how to phrase this request.]

There was something I was curious about in regards to the droning process.  I was wondering if anyone would mind helping me with a small experiment. I promise it won't be complicated or take up too much of your time.

Comments

[numbuh-one.livejournal.com]

[hurhur totally attempting to ninja-eavesdrop. WHAT, MY TEENAGE NOT-BRO IS DOING EXPERIMENTS?? SUSPICIOUS.]

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

[still on the phone, he turns and waves at you, smiling. He wonders what game you're playing...]

[bawlingforsoup.livejournal.com]

H-Hitler?

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

Yes?

[eminent-lady.livejournal.com]

What?

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

Ummm....I'm looking for help with an experiment.

[covets-humanity.livejournal.com]

All you need to know about droning is that it's embarrassing as all Hell.

Hilarious if it happens to others, though.

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

I don't think 'hilarious' is the word I'd use. It's terrible when people get droned.

Both for that person and for the people who care about them.

[kol-shevik.livejournal.com]

[What.]

You are dead.

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

Ummm...no, I'm fine.

Voice

[steel-massifail.livejournal.com]

Sure, what's up?

Voice

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

I have a theory about the droning process, but I need someone's help to test it out.

I want to find out if droning is directly controlled through people like Grady or the Mayor, or if it's a static effect of the town itself.

[kleinefurstin.livejournal.com]

Excuse me?

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

Hello.

I'm trying to find out something about the droning process, but I need a little help.

1/2

[thief-of-truth.livejournal.com]

What kind of experiment?

2/2

[thief-of-truth.livejournal.com]

...Wait a minute. Did you say Hitler?

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... Everything all right?

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

Yes, it's fine.

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

Um, yeah... Listen, mate, nothin' personal, but I reckon y'oughta start goin' by Adolf. Especially if you're gonna follow up your introduction with somethin' 'bout experimentation.

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

Sorry. I've always been called Hitler, so it's a little hard to change now. I'll try though.

...And don't worry. I'm performing this experiment on myself. I would never try to involve anyone else in something that might be dangerous.

I screamed

[izlegal.livejournal.com]

What do you need to know?

Sorry^^;

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

I want to know if droning is an effect controlled by people like Grady or the Mayor, or just something that comes from the town itself. A lot of people get droned for no reason at all. Too many and too randomly for it to seem like a concious decision on anyone's part.

So I want to see whether people can drone themselves.

Medic r confuse D:

[teutonic-terror.livejournal.com]

[Medic is so taken aback by the name that he actually takes a few moments to register the word 'experiment'. This can't be that Hitler, though. Too young.]

An experiment, hm? I am alvhays vhilling to help in zhe scientific process. Vhat are you planning to do? Und vhat do you mean by 'droning'?

[He's new, forgive him.]

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

[Wow, if this guy doesn't know what droning is, he must be really new around here...How to explain this...?]

You must have talked to the people who act like everything in the town is normal. They used to be like us.

When someone is droned they believe everything the town wants them to. It's a little like brainwashing, I guess. I was just curious about the process itself, and wanted to test something.

[fuelefficient.livejournal.com]

...what assistance do you need, Hitler-san?

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

I really just need someone to record the results. If the experiment I have in mind works out, I may never know about it.

[sinfulcattleya.livejournal.com]

...Kid. You've got one hell of an unfortunate name, you know.

Anyway. I've been wondering about the way people end up droned myself. I tried asking around but, no one seems to know just how it happens. What've got in mind?

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

I know. I think I'll start calling myself Adolf from now on.

I was planning on trying to drone myself. But obviously, I would need someone there or there would be no one to observe the result if it works.

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

What sort of experiment do you have in mind? If it's anything to fuck with the town, I'm in.

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

I want to learn more about the droning process. If we can figure out how it works, we may be able to come up with a reliable method of bringing drones back to themselves.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

What sort of experiment?

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

It relates to the drones. I want to find out how droning works and then try to figure out how to bring people back from it.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Heh... Hitler wants help in an experiment...

[Snickering over the phone... yeah he's drunk.]

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

Oh....Hello.

[Great. This guy again. Be polite, be polite....]

Yes, Sir. I'm trying to learn more about the droning process.