004- [Voice/ drone filter]

[springtime4me]

Hello, everyone. This is Hitler.

[He pauses, wondering how to phrase this request.]

There was something I was curious about in regards to the droning process.  I was wondering if anyone would mind helping me with a small experiment. I promise it won't be complicated or take up too much of your time.

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[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

Absolutely, Sir. And I'll call you before I star my experiment too.

[Well, Hitler is Optimistic enough to believe he's doing this for very altruistic reasons.]

Umm...What did you say your name was?

[teutonic-terror.livejournal.com]

[Oh. That's awkward. He's not really sure what name to give -- he's had an awful lot of aliases, and now he really just goes by 'Medic', but that's not a name that makes much sense to anyone outside of his team. His 'wife' called him Fritz, but he hasn't gone by that name in over a decade.]

Vhell, my name isn't particularly important. Just call me Medic, for now.

[Oh, right.]

Und make sure zhat you make it clear zhat you are referring to zhe BLU Team's Medic, und not zhe cowardly failure zhat is zhe RED Team's Medic.

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

[That's okay. Hitler knows all about the trouble that names can cause.]

BLU team, got it. My name is...

[And he pauses for a second. Because everyone's been saying the same thing today...]

Er...I've been advised that I should just go by 'Adolf.'

[teutonic-terror.livejournal.com]

[Medic sees no problem with this. Adolf is a fine, German name.]

You are German, zhen, ja? Or perhaps merely of German descent. You don't seem to heff an accent.

[Nobody has an accent next to you, Medic, shut up.]

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

[Actually, Hitler is fluent in German. St. Kleio's is nothing if not disturbingly thorough. But as for nationality .... do clones even have that?]

Umm...well, I have sort of a unique situation.

[He pauses, trying to think of how to word this...]

I'm a clone. So, in regards to things like nationality and descent, I may be a special case...

[teutonic-terror.livejournal.com]

[A clone? Now you've got Medic interested.]

A clone of who, may I ask?

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

Ummm.....Adolf Hitler.

[He sounds vaguely apologetic.]

[teutonic-terror.livejournal.com]

[Ahahaha that's hilarious.]

You're a clone of the Führer? You sound nozhing like him.

[Much more... nice, for one thing. Less awe-inspiring.]

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

.....Yes.

I usually try not to sound like him if I can help it...

[teutonic-terror.livejournal.com]

Understandably. It is a name und accent zhat bring a good deal of unwanted attention, I vhould imagine.

[Medic can totally dig that. It's the same reason that, when asked about where he got his hands-on training, he prefers to simply say 'on a military encampment', rather than 'at Dachau.' It's all about the names.]