004- [Voice/ drone filter]

[springtime4me]

Hello, everyone. This is Hitler.

[He pauses, wondering how to phrase this request.]

There was something I was curious about in regards to the droning process.  I was wondering if anyone would mind helping me with a small experiment. I promise it won't be complicated or take up too much of your time.

Comments

[bawlingforsoup.livejournal.com]

Y-YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE D-DEAD!

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

[Surprised for a second. He's gotten waaay too used to being in Mayfield.]

Oh. OH! I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you.

I'm not the original Adolf Hitler. I'm his clone.

[bawlingforsoup.livejournal.com]

T-There's n-no such t-thing as c-clones--! H-How do I know y-you're not r-really him? _{[Oh, the woes of being from 1948.]}

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

[Hmmm...You're the first person to not believe him. How do you prove something like that?]

Well...I guess I can't prove I'm not him. But would the original Hitler claim to be a clone?

And the original Hitler is...dead, after all.

[bawlingforsoup.livejournal.com]

I-I don't k-know--! H-He might! Y-You w-were supposed t-to have died a f-few years ago!

_{B-But you said you were H-Hitler! C-Clones aren't real!}

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

A few years...? My original died in the 1940s.

And....and clones do exist.

[not that he has any way of proving it...]

[bawlingforsoup.livejournal.com]

I-It was 1948 w-when I w-was taken a-away from h-home--!

P-Prove it!

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

1948? Seriously?

[He doesn't know what to say to that....]

I- I don't know if... What could I do that would prove to you that I'm telling the truth?

[bawlingforsoup.livejournal.com]

Y-Yes...

I-I... I-I don't know...

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

Oh.

Well, for whatever it's worth, I am telling the truth. I know that my original did things that were completely unforgivable......I can't really change any of that, but I am sorry.