004- [Voice/ drone filter]

[springtime4me]

Hello, everyone. This is Hitler.

[He pauses, wondering how to phrase this request.]

There was something I was curious about in regards to the droning process.  I was wondering if anyone would mind helping me with a small experiment. I promise it won't be complicated or take up too much of your time.

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[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

It's not a joke.

[This is something he feels very strongly about, so he can't help but elaborate.]

Miss Ukraine has gone out of her way to be nice to me, treated me with respect and kindness, and I would never do anything that might hurt her.

[kol-shevik.livejournal.com]

...You are sounding like little boy.

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

[He's not sure if that was meant as an insult or an observation...]

I'm 16....

[kol-shevik.livejournal.com]

Hitler was not little boy.

[Thank you, Captain Obvious, for your brilliant observations!!]

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

Well....everyone is a child at some point.

[Wait, no. That's not really the important thing is it?]

I'm not the original Adolf Hitler. I'm a clone.

[kol-shevik.livejournal.com]

Unless comrade wants to see first-hand what Russia did to Berlin, would suggest stopping with the silly science-fiction lies~!

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

It's not a lie....

Why would I- Why would anyone lie about something like this?