004- [Voice/ drone filter]

[springtime4me]

Hello, everyone. This is Hitler.

[He pauses, wondering how to phrase this request.]

There was something I was curious about in regards to the droning process.  I was wondering if anyone would mind helping me with a small experiment. I promise it won't be complicated or take up too much of your time.

Comments

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately I don't think anyone has been keeping track of who gets droned and how long it takes them to come out of it. I know that some people are droned for only a few hours while others are like that for months before suddenly snapping out of it.

But maybe we could convince everyone to start reporting droning and recoveries. If we keep a list there might be trends over time.

[teutonic-terror.livejournal.com]

Zhat seems like an excellent idea. I heff plenty of spare time -- it vhouldn't be a problem for me to collect und organize zhe data. Vhe vhould just need to alert zhe rest of zhe town as to vhat vhe are doing, vhich shouldn't be too much of a problem.

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

Right, the phones are pretty convenient in that respect. And its really nice of you to volunteer your time, Sir.

[teutonic-terror.livejournal.com]

[Well, respawn and now, droning, are his favorite subjects of study. Really, he's doing it for himself -- Hitler Adolf just gave him an excuse.]

Just let me know vhen you vhant to start recording data. Und if you do go through vith your droning experiment, do let me know. I vhould love to observe.

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

Absolutely, Sir. And I'll call you before I star my experiment too.

[Well, Hitler is Optimistic enough to believe he's doing this for very altruistic reasons.]

Umm...What did you say your name was?

[teutonic-terror.livejournal.com]

[Oh. That's awkward. He's not really sure what name to give -- he's had an awful lot of aliases, and now he really just goes by 'Medic', but that's not a name that makes much sense to anyone outside of his team. His 'wife' called him Fritz, but he hasn't gone by that name in over a decade.]

Vhell, my name isn't particularly important. Just call me Medic, for now.

[Oh, right.]

Und make sure zhat you make it clear zhat you are referring to zhe BLU Team's Medic, und not zhe cowardly failure zhat is zhe RED Team's Medic.

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

[That's okay. Hitler knows all about the trouble that names can cause.]

BLU team, got it. My name is...

[And he pauses for a second. Because everyone's been saying the same thing today...]

Er...I've been advised that I should just go by 'Adolf.'

[teutonic-terror.livejournal.com]

[Medic sees no problem with this. Adolf is a fine, German name.]

You are German, zhen, ja? Or perhaps merely of German descent. You don't seem to heff an accent.

[Nobody has an accent next to you, Medic, shut up.]

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

[Actually, Hitler is fluent in German. St. Kleio's is nothing if not disturbingly thorough. But as for nationality .... do clones even have that?]

Umm...well, I have sort of a unique situation.

[He pauses, trying to think of how to word this...]

I'm a clone. So, in regards to things like nationality and descent, I may be a special case...

[teutonic-terror.livejournal.com]

[A clone? Now you've got Medic interested.]

A clone of who, may I ask?

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

Ummm.....Adolf Hitler.

[He sounds vaguely apologetic.]

[teutonic-terror.livejournal.com]

[Ahahaha that's hilarious.]

You're a clone of the Führer? You sound nozhing like him.

[Much more... nice, for one thing. Less awe-inspiring.]

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

.....Yes.

I usually try not to sound like him if I can help it...

[teutonic-terror.livejournal.com]

Understandably. It is a name und accent zhat bring a good deal of unwanted attention, I vhould imagine.

[Medic can totally dig that. It's the same reason that, when asked about where he got his hands-on training, he prefers to simply say 'on a military encampment', rather than 'at Dachau.' It's all about the names.]