004- [Voice/ drone filter]

[springtime4me]

Hello, everyone. This is Hitler.

[He pauses, wondering how to phrase this request.]

There was something I was curious about in regards to the droning process.  I was wondering if anyone would mind helping me with a small experiment. I promise it won't be complicated or take up too much of your time.

Comments

[kol-shevik.livejournal.com]

Also Russia is far more handsome.

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

Don't talk about her that way. She's one of the nicest people in this town.

[wait....he's Russia too? That means...]

Oh! You must be the other Russia. Miss Ukraine's brother, right?

[kol-shevik.livejournal.com]

Russia will speak however Russia wants. Little Hitler boy has no right to demand anything.

Mm, Да. You have spoken to big sister?

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

Yes, we spoke a few times. Only twice in person though.

She's very kind...

[kol-shevik.livejournal.com]

Should remember her kindness well, because if Russia hears of you speaking to her again, will make sure little Hitler wishes he had never thought to crawl out of his shallow grave.

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

I would never do anything to hurt her! Besides...

Don't you think that's her decision?

[kol-shevik.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't~? Is not very nice joke.

Is for her own good.

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

It's not a joke.

[This is something he feels very strongly about, so he can't help but elaborate.]

Miss Ukraine has gone out of her way to be nice to me, treated me with respect and kindness, and I would never do anything that might hurt her.

[kol-shevik.livejournal.com]

...You are sounding like little boy.

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

[He's not sure if that was meant as an insult or an observation...]

I'm 16....

[kol-shevik.livejournal.com]

Hitler was not little boy.

[Thank you, Captain Obvious, for your brilliant observations!!]

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

Well....everyone is a child at some point.

[Wait, no. That's not really the important thing is it?]

I'm not the original Adolf Hitler. I'm a clone.

[kol-shevik.livejournal.com]

Unless comrade wants to see first-hand what Russia did to Berlin, would suggest stopping with the silly science-fiction lies~!

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

It's not a lie....

Why would I- Why would anyone lie about something like this?