004- [Voice/ drone filter]

[springtime4me]

Hello, everyone. This is Hitler.

[He pauses, wondering how to phrase this request.]

There was something I was curious about in regards to the droning process.  I was wondering if anyone would mind helping me with a small experiment. I promise it won't be complicated or take up too much of your time.

Comments

[numbuh-one.livejournal.com]

[hurhur totally attempting to ninja-eavesdrop. WHAT, MY TEENAGE NOT-BRO IS DOING EXPERIMENTS?? SUSPICIOUS.]

[bawlingforsoup.livejournal.com]

H-Hitler?

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

[still on the phone, he turns and waves at you, smiling. He wonders what game you're playing...]

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

Yes?

[numbuh-one.livejournal.com]

[OH NO MY POSITION'S BEEN COMPROMISED!!

brb finding a new spot]

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

[Hmmm....that was odd. Oh well, as long as he's having fun.]

[eminent-lady.livejournal.com]

What?

[covets-humanity.livejournal.com]

All you need to know about droning is that it's embarrassing as all Hell.

Hilarious if it happens to others, though.

[kol-shevik.livejournal.com]

[What.]

You are dead.

Voice

[steel-massifail.livejournal.com]

Sure, what's up?

[kleinefurstin.livejournal.com]

Excuse me?

[bawlingforsoup.livejournal.com]

Y-YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE D-DEAD!

1/2

[thief-of-truth.livejournal.com]

What kind of experiment?

2/2

[thief-of-truth.livejournal.com]

...Wait a minute. Did you say Hitler?

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

[Surprised for a second. He's gotten waaay too used to being in Mayfield.]

Oh. OH! I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you.

I'm not the original Adolf Hitler. I'm his clone.

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

I don't think 'hilarious' is the word I'd use. It's terrible when people get droned.

Both for that person and for the people who care about them.

[bawlingforsoup.livejournal.com]

T-There's n-no such t-thing as c-clones--! H-How do I know y-you're not r-really him? _{[Oh, the woes of being from 1948.]}

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

Ummm...no, I'm fine.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... Everything all right?

Voice

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

I have a theory about the droning process, but I need someone's help to test it out.

I want to find out if droning is directly controlled through people like Grady or the Mayor, or if it's a static effect of the town itself.

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

Hello.

I'm trying to find out something about the droning process, but I need a little help.

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

Um, yeah... Listen, mate, nothin' personal, but I reckon y'oughta start goin' by Adolf. Especially if you're gonna follow up your introduction with somethin' 'bout experimentation.

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

I want to find out whether droning is something controlled by people like Grady, or whether something about the town makes it possible.


........And I'm only a clone of Adolf Hitler. I wonder if I should just say that first when I talk to someone...?

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

Yes, it's fine.

[thief-of-truth.livejournal.com]

Oh. Uh... I know some stuff about droning, but nothing like that.

And yeah, maybe you should mention that first. Or, um, just call yourself Adolf, maybe?