009- [phone] Practical considerations....

[springtime4me]

[Hitler has been nowhere to be found since Christmas, but he did leave presents under the tree for his not!family. For Nigel there is a junior chemistry set, which he figures the kid can use in that weird spy game he's always playing. It's just adorable how he's always sneaking around pretending to be a secret agent or something....  Sideswipe gets a first aid kit and a book on basic health and medicine, because it seems like he gets hurt a whole lot. Maybe it's because he isn't used to having a human body.... And there is even a gift for drone!mom. She gets a sewing kit to replace the one that he's been using since he got there. There is also a shiny new bunker on the front lawn.]

[Hitler has been sitting in that bunker for the better part of two days. He isn't stupid. He knows exactly what he has to do. And it's probably what he should do. The town was probably trying to teach him a lesson about believing that he could escape who and what he was. Believing that he could make friends and have a life of his own. He didn't deserve any of that. But.... did he really deserve this? To die the way his original did? Was there no way to escape fate? He had prayed for answers, clutching his Almighty Dolly tightly, like a lifeline. But none came.  Maybe now it's time to accept his fate......

So he picks up the gun, and the phone, and makes one last call. This call is for purely practical reasons, but he can't quite keep his voice steady.]

He- hello? Umm..... I was just wondering...... If.... someone was going to k-kill themselves, with a gun, what would be the least painful way?

Comments

[repeatsalvation.livejournal.com]

Not to do so at all.

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

I suppose if you have a choice...

[But he doesn't. Maybe he never did....]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[After the "gift" from Santa, finding something honestly thoughtful is... touching. He actually smiles a little at the gift, before attempting to find his Not!Son.

Why is there a bunker on the lawn...?]



((ooc: Derp. Is he calling from a phone in the bunker or...? |D))

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

[The is indeed coming from inside the bunker. And he would very much appreciate that you liked his gift.]

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

This isn't about victory. It's not as if I'm trying to win anything....

[anguiscantus.livejournal.com]

You could try in the mouth... or temple seems to work quite well.

[sob I'm so sorry.]

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

I've heard that the mouth is risky. If you're not careful, you wind up dying a slow painful death.

[Which might be what he deserves, but he just doesn't have that kind of courage...]

[bittermayfly.livejournal.com]

Through the mouth would take out the brain stem and has the highest chance of being fatal.

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

Really? I guess I could try it that way....

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

The fastest.

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

True but.... Which way is the fastest?

[thief-of-truth.livejournal.com]

What? Why?

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

Because I have to.

[relaxiamadoctor.livejournal.com]

As a doctor, I would advise against suicide~ However I suppose certain injections or combinations of pills would be the least painful~

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, all I have in here is a gun. And it's the most appropriate method, anyway...

[lusus-scientiae.livejournal.com]

[ Hmm. ]

Shot to the head, ideally CNS. You'll want to aim for the center of the head - which is to say a parallel point from the area between the bridge and the tip of your nose, on the side of the skull. Gun in the mouth leaves too much room for error, and can leave someone permanently disfigured, handicapped. Bullet to the side of the head is ideal.

Now I don't suppose there's much point in asking why.

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

R-right.... Side of the head, about level with the nose?

[He's a little taken aback by getting such a thorough response...]

Please don't worry about it, this is just something I have to do. As soon as I can work up the courage, anyway.

Thank you....

[rivercrossed.livejournal.com]

[ She had been trying to phase back into her usual cheerful self after being, well, buried alive, but this phonecall sends her mood right back into sudden annoyance. ]

Don't do it.

It's a foolish thing to do.

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

Maybe... but....

It's also a punishment. For thinking that I could put who and what I am behind me. And live my own life. No, this is exactly what I deserve...

[zombee-slayer.livejournal.com]

Depends on where you aim.

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

But where is the best place to aim?

[generose.livejournal.com]

You don't do it!

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

E- elizabeth.....

Umm.... don't worry about it. I already know what I have to do...

[numbuh-one.livejournal.com]

[Nigel was a bit distracted by his own Christmas present (http://mayfield-mods.livejournal.com/48852.html?thread=1362132#t1362132) from Mayfield to pay much mind to Hitler's; although he'll thank him for it later. AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T KILL HIMSELF ON CHRISTMAS. WHAT THE HELL BRO. Anyway, Nigel's seen enough of people he likes being destroyed this holiday season, so excuse him if he's a little more emotional than usual. :|a]

Hitler!

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

Nigel?

[Oh, darn. He was kind of hoping that little brother wouldn't get this call. Maybe he should have filtered it...]