009- [phone] Practical considerations....
Dec. 28th, 2010 02:16 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
springtime4me[Hitler has been nowhere to be found since Christmas, but he did leave presents under the tree for his not!family. For Nigel there is a junior chemistry set, which he figures the kid can use in that weird spy game he's always playing. It's just adorable how he's always sneaking around pretending to be a secret agent or something.... Sideswipe gets a first aid kit and a book on basic health and medicine, because it seems like he gets hurt a whole lot. Maybe it's because he isn't used to having a human body.... And there is even a gift for drone!mom. She gets a sewing kit to replace the one that he's been using since he got there. There is also a shiny new bunker on the front lawn.]
[Hitler has been sitting in that bunker for the better part of two days. He isn't stupid. He knows exactly what he has to do. And it's probably what he should do. The town was probably trying to teach him a lesson about believing that he could escape who and what he was. Believing that he could make friends and have a life of his own. He didn't deserve any of that. But.... did he really deserve this? To die the way his original did? Was there no way to escape fate? He had prayed for answers, clutching his Almighty Dolly tightly, like a lifeline. But none came. Maybe now it's time to accept his fate......
So he picks up the gun, and the phone, and makes one last call. This call is for purely practical reasons, but he can't quite keep his voice steady.]
He- hello? Umm..... I was just wondering...... If.... someone was going to k-kill themselves, with a gun, what would be the least painful way?
[Hitler has been sitting in that bunker for the better part of two days. He isn't stupid. He knows exactly what he has to do. And it's probably what he should do. The town was probably trying to teach him a lesson about believing that he could escape who and what he was. Believing that he could make friends and have a life of his own. He didn't deserve any of that. But.... did he really deserve this? To die the way his original did? Was there no way to escape fate? He had prayed for answers, clutching his Almighty Dolly tightly, like a lifeline. But none came. Maybe now it's time to accept his fate......
So he picks up the gun, and the phone, and makes one last call. This call is for purely practical reasons, but he can't quite keep his voice steady.]
He- hello? Umm..... I was just wondering...... If.... someone was going to k-kill themselves, with a gun, what would be the least painful way?
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Date: 2010-12-28 07:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-28 07:31 am (UTC)[But he doesn't. Maybe he never did....]
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Date: 2010-12-28 07:41 am (UTC)[No, because this is his destiny. His fate. And he doesn't have the courage of Mozart or Joan. He can't break free.]
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Date: 2010-12-28 07:59 am (UTC)Why is there a bunker on the lawn...?]
((ooc: Derp. Is he calling from a phone in the bunker or...? |D))
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Date: 2010-12-28 08:12 am (UTC)[sob I'm so sorry.]
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Date: 2010-12-28 03:26 pm (UTC)Shot to the head, ideally CNS. You'll want to aim for the center of the head - which is to say a parallel point from the area between the bridge and the tip of your nose, on the side of the skull. Gun in the mouth leaves too much room for error, and can leave someone permanently disfigured, handicapped. Bullet to the side of the head is ideal.
Now I don't suppose there's much point in asking why.
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Date: 2010-12-28 04:37 pm (UTC)Don't do it.
It's a foolish thing to do.
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Date: 2010-12-28 08:23 pm (UTC)Hitler? Where... where are you? I've got your gift, but... where are you?
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Date: 2010-12-28 08:24 pm (UTC)[Which might be what he deserves, but he just doesn't have that kind of courage...]
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