002- [Action] Plushies are fundamental

[springtime4me]

[After being in Mayfield for a few days, Hitler has run out of helpful things to do around the house. So now he's spending a day in the park. You can find him sitting on a bench, with a bag full of ........sewing supplies? Yep, sewing supplies that he got from drone!mom. (Who was really concerned about the request. A boy, sewing? How ridiculous!) So now he's sitting on a park bench happily creating what appear to be tiny stuffed sheep. They're very cute. Besides one for himself, he's also making them for some of the nice people he's talked to since he arrived here. Specifically Roshia, Ukraine, Vince Noir, Steel  Massimo, and Shiro. And maybe a few others. Anyway, sheep. Enjoy the almighty Dolly, Mayfield. Feel free to interrrupt him with curiosity, interest, and/or teasing. ]

Okay! I just need to tie the little bell around it's neck and......there. That's one more done.

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[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain was... so very lost again. Where do they keep the damn police station anyways? Why hadn't he had a drink before he left? Why was there no bar nearby to solve this problem?

All problems aside, The Captain would wander through the park. Seeing the kid sewing, he forgot a moment to ask the important questions and instead just spoke up his mind.]

Hey kid, I think the drones frown on boys sewing or some ☠☠☠☠ like that. You're bound to draw attention if you do that out in the open.

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

Oh. I'm sorry. I don't want to cause trouble.....

Do you think I should move?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Na kid you're fine. Just don't let the drones catch you. If Grady shows up though holler, I've been looking for him.

By the way, my name is The Captain. I haven't seen you around before.

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

[Smiles in recognition]

I thought you sounded familiar. It's nice to meet you in person, sir. I'm Adolf Hitler. We spoke on the phone.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[A pause, shifting gears from how much he hated Grady at the moment. Something hilarious just popped up.]

Adolf ☠☠☠☠ Hilter is sitting in the park sewing cute toys? Holy ☠☠☠☠.

[He just starts laughing hard]

That... that is just too good. ☠☠☠☠ is anything about you not funny?

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

............

[He just has no idea what to say to you.]

I never really thought anything about me was funny.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

No man, you are hilarious. Trust me. I mean you're Adolf, I am the worlds biggest non supervillain villain. I mean you were pretty ☠☠☠☠ terrible.

[He was trying to catch his breath.]

Man, you're not short and ugly either. I'm sorry you're going to be so ☠☠☠☠ ugly later.

[Look who is talking.]

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

I see your point, sir. But my appearance is the least of my worries...

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Are you sure? Because Hitler was pretty ☠☠☠☠ ugly.

[Laughs again, he was finding this hilarious.]

But seriously? Is this like ☠☠☠☠ Demolition Man? Do they teach you to sew so you don't take out your aggressions on the Jews or something?

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

Umm...I actually taught myself to sew. I really enjoy it.

[yeah....he's just gonna ignore the laughing for now. Whatever makes you happy.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Okay, that got another laugh as well. Hitler teaching himself to sew, what bizarre world was this?]

Really? Then what the ☠☠☠☠ happened to you anyways? Like do you get the need to wipe out millions of people randomly or was that like a Jewish guy made you sit in his lap and play Santa when you were a kid?

[A bit more laughter. Also, The Captain obviously had no clue what holidays were considered Jewish or not.]

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

[You just.....confuse him forever.]

Ummm....no. I don't think Jewish people celebrate Christmas.

[You're an adult, so he's trying not to just outright correct you, but....you seem to be kind of stupid misinformed.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[He thought a moment, then frowned. Yep, being called on being stupid tended to get him down.]

You think you're funny kid?

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

N- No, sir. I just think you may have been....mistaken.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, whatever. ☠☠☠☠ Hitler.

[He let his anger go though, it was hard to stay mad at a kid as thin and innocent looking as this one.]

So did they like grow you in a tube or did you wake up one day and they said, "Hey, you're hitler, welcome to puberty?"

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

[he canon has't gotten that far yet, so I'm gonna go with test tube babies.]

I couldn't possibly remember my own creation. I did have a childhood though. The teachers need time to train us, after all.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Huh...

[He smirked. An amusing thought came to mind.]

You know, if I punched you I'd have bragging rights back home. I mean Hitler killed himself before Captain America ever got close to him I think. But I could say I punched Hitler's clone right in his face.

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

I suppose you could, sir. I wouldn't really blame you if you did. I certainly deserve it.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Na, I'm just ☠☠☠☠ with you. I couldn't punch you kid. You're way too nice you know that? You got this whole martyr thing going for you kid. It's ☠☠☠☠ up. Even for Hitler.

[Snicker.]

Seriously man, did they clone you to be a punching bag to make up for a dead guy's problem?

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

To be honest I don't know why I exist. But I've always assumed that was the case.

What else could you do with a clone of Hitler?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

... Well if you're a real ☠☠☠☠ you'd take them and beat them with a big old stick. Or a WW2 vet....

If Beyond made you I'd say they were trying to find the best world leader, strangest mind or mass murderer but that'd be really ☠☠☠☠.

[Beyond did some ☠☠☠☠ up ☠☠☠☠.]

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

[huh? just when he thinks he has any idea what you're talking about, you lose him again.]

What is 'Beyond?'

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Oh they are a group of ☠☠☠☠ who like to ☠☠☠☠ with people. They'd clone Hitler to take over the ☠☠☠☠ world probably.

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

I don't even think that would be possible in the modern world. You'd be better off cloning a leader that was remembered fondly, if you wanted to take over.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Oh you don't have a ☠☠☠☠ clue man. Beyond one time cloned an angry all powerful dragon that went crazy. I bet they'd clone Hitler just for fun. Or maybe to learn something. I don't know, Beyond is ☠☠☠☠ kid...

Though honestly, cloning Hitler is pretty hilarious when it isn't Beyond. I know Beyond is crazy stupid but this? It's ☠☠☠☠ great.

[Oh yeah, back to laughing.]

And you sew.