002- [Action] Plushies are fundamental

[springtime4me]

[After being in Mayfield for a few days, Hitler has run out of helpful things to do around the house. So now he's spending a day in the park. You can find him sitting on a bench, with a bag full of ........sewing supplies? Yep, sewing supplies that he got from drone!mom. (Who was really concerned about the request. A boy, sewing? How ridiculous!) So now he's sitting on a park bench happily creating what appear to be tiny stuffed sheep. They're very cute. Besides one for himself, he's also making them for some of the nice people he's talked to since he arrived here. Specifically Roshia, Ukraine, Vince Noir, Steel  Massimo, and Shiro. And maybe a few others. Anyway, sheep. Enjoy the almighty Dolly, Mayfield. Feel free to interrrupt him with curiosity, interest, and/or teasing. ]

Okay! I just need to tie the little bell around it's neck and......there. That's one more done.

Comments

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Na, I'm just ☠☠☠☠ with you. I couldn't punch you kid. You're way too nice you know that? You got this whole martyr thing going for you kid. It's ☠☠☠☠ up. Even for Hitler.

[Snicker.]

Seriously man, did they clone you to be a punching bag to make up for a dead guy's problem?

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

To be honest I don't know why I exist. But I've always assumed that was the case.

What else could you do with a clone of Hitler?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

... Well if you're a real ☠☠☠☠ you'd take them and beat them with a big old stick. Or a WW2 vet....

If Beyond made you I'd say they were trying to find the best world leader, strangest mind or mass murderer but that'd be really ☠☠☠☠.

[Beyond did some ☠☠☠☠ up ☠☠☠☠.]

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

[huh? just when he thinks he has any idea what you're talking about, you lose him again.]

What is 'Beyond?'

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Oh they are a group of ☠☠☠☠ who like to ☠☠☠☠ with people. They'd clone Hitler to take over the ☠☠☠☠ world probably.

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

I don't even think that would be possible in the modern world. You'd be better off cloning a leader that was remembered fondly, if you wanted to take over.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Oh you don't have a ☠☠☠☠ clue man. Beyond one time cloned an angry all powerful dragon that went crazy. I bet they'd clone Hitler just for fun. Or maybe to learn something. I don't know, Beyond is ☠☠☠☠ kid...

Though honestly, cloning Hitler is pretty hilarious when it isn't Beyond. I know Beyond is crazy stupid but this? It's ☠☠☠☠ great.

[Oh yeah, back to laughing.]

And you sew.

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

You know, you're probably the only person to ever find any of this at all amusing.

I guess from a third person perspective, it all does sound pretty silly.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

What isn't funny about this?

It's not like the ☠☠☠☠ Germans are going to rise again. But now we get to have Hitler ☠☠☠☠ sewing ☠☠☠☠.

Do you wear pretty pink dresses too?

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

Err, no. No dresses.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Really? Damn that would have been the best.

Sing and dance?

[springtime4me.livejournal.com]

Never actually tried to do either of those things.

Would it really be that funny?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

You should, it'd make a great story.

[The Captain tried to think of how to explain it to this kid.]

Yeah it would. I wish I could think of someone as bad as you to explain this but... well I can't.

You're pretty terrible.